One Line Metaphor - Best Ever
There's a whole new ball game on Capitol Hill, all the lawmakers are getting back on their bicycles, moving down the field, preparing to hit it out of the park, remembering to never to count the chickens before the fat lady sings, and to hold on to their horses!
The nonsequitors are confusing, but then so is what goes on in Washington, D.C. these days.
Source: Washington Post